"I am Boris. You may not want to repeat what I tell you as it could be offensive."
"I love to mess with the visitors. Yes I do! It is our entertainment. I like to make fun of their hats, the colors on their bodies, what they carry, what they expect me to do, how they stumble with their awkward bodies. I make all the others laugh. When people walk by me, they should stand back, and "ooooo" and "ahhhhh" at how great I am, then move on."